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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 16:47

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?